I Want this Gig

Do you ever hear about someone else’s freelance gig and get all jealous?  No?  Um, me neither.

Except for this one.

I want Comcast to hire me to write their movie descriptions.  There’s a site called WTF Comcast where people have snapped pictures of some of the most entertaining descriptions they’ve run across.  How much fun would it be to have this job?  Now I’m going to spend the rest of the day coming up with alternate descriptions for some of my favorite (and least favorite) movies.