Dear Miss Deb,
I help you blog. I blog good to you. Yes?
– Miss Deb
I think you’re only pretending to write so you can have traffic.
– Name withheld by request even though it was probably anonymous.
You got me. I’m faking it. Am I pulling it off?
How much would could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck would?
– Kevin S.
It’s “wood,” Kevin, not “would.” How much WOOD could a woodchuck chuck…see that’s what woodchucks do, they chuck wood. Except where I come from that means toss, so are woodchucks tossing wood? In any event, would or wood, I don’t know how much they’re chucking or really what chucking entails. Do keep me posted if you find out the answer.
Someone said on Twitter you have too much email. This is your lucky day. My daughter is looking for an afterschool job an she can be your virtial assistant. We’re not sure how much virtial assitants make but realy assistants make $30 an hour. Since my daughter is only virtial you can pay her $25. I will only charge a $50 finder fee if you hire her. If you don’t like her I can be your virtial assistant and you don’t have to pay a finder fee.
– Name withheld by Deb
Thanks but at the moment I’m not in need of an assitant, virtial or otherwise.
Good luck to your daughter!
…I’m moving to New Jersey in the spring. My wife and I are born and bred East Coasters and know nothing of the area. Can you recommend a housekeeper?
– Name withheld
Sure thing. While I’m at it, would you also like the names of my personal chef and limo driver?